Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her
in the rear.
'God Almighty!'
shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
her class.
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who
is our Lord and
Savior?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to
her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the